Tensions were high after a well placed bag of crisps caused a health & safety issue at the Acomb just minutes ago.
Our reporter is on the scene and sent us this txt via magnets and prisms.
'Well it looks like Joe sent a bag of crisps to his comrades and used the air as transmission medium to achieve delivery.
The crisps allegedly struck the centre of the table and cleared out all drinks on said table.
Despite the staff attending with bar mats and caution sign, the regulars cast mucky looks all through the bingo!'
The trial continues...
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Saturday, 3 March 2012
Sunday, 19 February 2012
More sad news for the music industry...
Justin Bieber was found alive and well at his million dollar apartment earlier today.
Sources close say he'd enjoyed an early night and hadn't bothered anyone until his potty needed emptying after he'd had his usual milky cup of tea.
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Sources close say he'd enjoyed an early night and hadn't bothered anyone until his potty needed emptying after he'd had his usual milky cup of tea.
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Sunday, 12 February 2012
Teenage Chav, permanently connected to Blackberry and capable only of rolling eyes to be euthanised.
A big surprise awaits the boring adolescent who sat hunched over her mobile phone connected by earphones with her back to everyone at last nights gig in Sheffield, for the girls parents are fed up with her inability to communicate verbally and believing everything real to be 'gay.'
"She doesn't know it yet, but we're having the useless arrogant shit put down next week, that'll fukin teach her the stinking fukin chav!'
The case continues...
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Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Bet pays off - eye operation can go ahead!
Spirits were high in the tO3 house after Chris (32, blue eyes, Aquarius) sold the pension book he found belonging to his neighbour to a crack den on Hessle Rd yesterday.
Although payment was made in counterfeit notes Chris (53, 5' 3", kinky) can now begin collecting for his younger sisters eye operation.
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Although payment was made in counterfeit notes Chris (53, 5' 3", kinky) can now begin collecting for his younger sisters eye operation.
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Saturday, 10 December 2011
Top of the Pops...
Tensions were high at tonights gig in Immingham when the tO3 favourite fancy fatty fun frolic nearly cost the guys their fee.
After being severely reprimanded for chatting during the bingo by a committee Nazi, Chris (37, blue eyes, Aquarius) announced onstage 'We're sorry for talking whilst you were playing bingo, but feel free to carry on talking through our set!'
We'll be hearing from the venues solicitors in the morning...
After being severely reprimanded for chatting during the bingo by a committee Nazi, Chris (37, blue eyes, Aquarius) announced onstage 'We're sorry for talking whilst you were playing bingo, but feel free to carry on talking through our set!'
We'll be hearing from the venues solicitors in the morning...
Sunday, 27 November 2011
Nadine
It turns out that theOther3's favourite sexy bastard only has eyes for Nadine!
Yes ladies in Germany, Alan Eccles absolutely adores Bryn's favourite 62 strat... a legal battle is currently in full swing as to who actually owns said strat.
The case continues...
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Yes ladies in Germany, Alan Eccles absolutely adores Bryn's favourite 62 strat... a legal battle is currently in full swing as to who actually owns said strat.
The case continues...
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Saturday, 26 November 2011
Dead... Alive... Or somewhere inbetween?
You decide folks but, speculation was rife in Rotherham tonite as to whether Keith Harris had borrowed Ken Dodd's wedding suit (from his 3rd marriage mind) and wig, so he could try out his new Orville replacement for real.
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