Nadine

It turns out that theOther3's favourite sexy bastard only has eyes for Nadine!

Yes ladies in Germany, Alan Eccles absolutely adores Bryn's favourite 62 strat... a legal battle is currently in full swing as to who actually owns said strat.

The case continues...

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Dead... Alive... Or somewhere inbetween?

You decide folks but, speculation was rife in Rotherham tonite as to whether Keith Harris had borrowed Ken Dodd's wedding suit (from his 3rd marriage mind) and wig, so he could try out his new Orville replacement for real.

Answers on a postcard to...

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Test

Testing

"I want to have Paul's ginger kids!" says Chappie's Blonde Bird... yesterday.

Sickening? Maybe but these two 'dunt give a fuk' (allegedley).

Pressure has been on Tall Paul (46) since Jo (14) came over 'all broody and that' following an all night towel balancing session at the Chapman household recently... Whilst Mr & Mrs Chapman were on holiday mind.

The trial is expected to last until the nearest kebab shop!

theOther3 fixing STD in Middlesbro...

Welcome return for the boys at RAOB Club especially since their vocal talents help with cystitis and the like... allegedley!

Sky Remote causes chaos - Bingo session interrupted...

The regular hard-core bingo geriatrics were unsettled by the return of tO3 at East Dean Park last night, by nothing less than mention of a Sky Remote.

Club officials tried desperately to contain the chaos after a band member laughed into his drink during bingo proceedings - the numbers continued to be called despite most of the participants watching the band member in distress, apparently unable to see as Jack Daniels 'fukin stings' when in the eyes.

Not happy at one disruption the crowd were treat to a round of 'Fingo Barts' also known as loud farting when complete silence is asked for.

The trial continues...


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