"I want to have Paul's ginger kids!" says Chappie's Blonde Bird... yesterday.

Sickening? Maybe but these two 'dunt give a fuk' (allegedley).

Pressure has been on Tall Paul (46) since Jo (14) came over 'all broody and that' following an all night towel balancing session at the Chapman household recently... Whilst Mr & Mrs Chapman were on holiday mind.

The trial is expected to last until the nearest kebab shop!