Chaos ensues as bag of crisps cause slip hazard

Tensions were high after a well placed bag of crisps caused a health & safety issue at the Acomb just minutes ago.

Our reporter is on the scene and sent us this txt via magnets and prisms.

'Well it looks like Joe sent a bag of crisps to his comrades and used the air as transmission medium to achieve delivery.

The crisps allegedly struck the centre of the table and cleared out all drinks on said table.

Despite the staff attending with bar mats and caution sign, the regulars cast mucky looks all through the bingo!'

The trial continues...

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More sad news for the music industry...

Justin Bieber was found alive and well at his million dollar apartment earlier today.

Sources close say he'd enjoyed an early night and hadn't bothered anyone until his potty needed emptying after he'd had his usual milky cup of tea.

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Teenage Chav, permanently connected to Blackberry and capable only of rolling eyes to be euthanised.

A big surprise awaits the boring adolescent who sat hunched over her mobile phone connected by earphones with her back to everyone at last nights gig in Sheffield, for the girls parents are fed up with her inability to communicate verbally and believing everything real to be 'gay.'

"She doesn't know it yet, but we're having the useless arrogant shit put down next week, that'll fukin teach her the stinking fukin chav!'

The case continues...




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Bet pays off - eye operation can go ahead!

Spirits were high in the tO3 house after Chris (32, blue eyes, Aquarius) sold the pension book he found belonging to his neighbour to a crack den on Hessle Rd yesterday.

Although payment was made in counterfeit notes Chris (53, 5' 3", kinky) can now begin collecting for his younger sisters eye operation.

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Top of the Pops...

Tensions were high at tonights gig in Immingham when the tO3 favourite fancy fatty fun frolic nearly cost the guys their fee.

After being severely reprimanded for chatting during the bingo by a committee Nazi, Chris (37, blue eyes, Aquarius) announced onstage 'We're sorry for talking whilst you were playing bingo, but feel free to carry on talking through our set!'

We'll be hearing from the venues solicitors in the morning...

Nadine

It turns out that theOther3's favourite sexy bastard only has eyes for Nadine!

Yes ladies in Germany, Alan Eccles absolutely adores Bryn's favourite 62 strat... a legal battle is currently in full swing as to who actually owns said strat.

The case continues...

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Dead... Alive... Or somewhere inbetween?

You decide folks but, speculation was rife in Rotherham tonite as to whether Keith Harris had borrowed Ken Dodd's wedding suit (from his 3rd marriage mind) and wig, so he could try out his new Orville replacement for real.

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Test

Testing

"I want to have Paul's ginger kids!" says Chappie's Blonde Bird... yesterday.

Sickening? Maybe but these two 'dunt give a fuk' (allegedley).

Pressure has been on Tall Paul (46) since Jo (14) came over 'all broody and that' following an all night towel balancing session at the Chapman household recently... Whilst Mr & Mrs Chapman were on holiday mind.

The trial is expected to last until the nearest kebab shop!

theOther3 fixing STD in Middlesbro...

Welcome return for the boys at RAOB Club especially since their vocal talents help with cystitis and the like... allegedley!

Sky Remote causes chaos - Bingo session interrupted...

The regular hard-core bingo geriatrics were unsettled by the return of tO3 at East Dean Park last night, by nothing less than mention of a Sky Remote.

Club officials tried desperately to contain the chaos after a band member laughed into his drink during bingo proceedings - the numbers continued to be called despite most of the participants watching the band member in distress, apparently unable to see as Jack Daniels 'fukin stings' when in the eyes.

Not happy at one disruption the crowd were treat to a round of 'Fingo Barts' also known as loud farting when complete silence is asked for.

The trial continues...


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The birthday of Tracey Mickle

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End of an era... or two!

Sad week on a couple of fronts: HouseQuake web space has expired and I’m leaving my job of the last eight and a half years.

Committee got a printer out of their slops bucket fund...

...and a laminator!

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Stand in roadie gets his tackle trapped...

theOther3's favourite hairy stand-in roadie was in trouble earlier after catching his tackle in the heater vents on the van.

Opinion is divided on exactly how Julian (63) came to have his bits out in daylight in the first place.

Innocent tackle warmer or colossal pervert? You decide...

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Chappie Makes the Front Page of News Magazine...again!

...but for all the wrong reasons.

theOther3's only favourite Titian (That's red head to you and I) was in trouble again when snapped at a tea party yesterday.

Tall Paul or Chappie (46) had agreed to abide by the UK's anti Ginger laws and stay away from all that stuff, but the comment may have come too late as the News shows on front page.

The pictures allegedly show Chappie (43), the oldest member of popular trio theOther3 nicking off with another of his kind, speculation is rife as to whether Paul (44) is the actual paternal half.

The trial continues...

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Joe fact #1112

Joe has recently been named 'Man with the Iron Fist'

...which is nice!

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Banging tune

Especially for Joolz.

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Dare and Faf

Having a pose off at Dene Park... yesterday!

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