Top of the Pops...

Tensions were high at tonights gig in Immingham when the tO3 favourite fancy fatty fun frolic nearly cost the guys their fee.

After being severely reprimanded for chatting during the bingo by a committee Nazi, Chris (37, blue eyes, Aquarius) announced onstage 'We're sorry for talking whilst you were playing bingo, but feel free to carry on talking through our set!'

We'll be hearing from the venues solicitors in the morning...

Nadine

It turns out that theOther3's favourite sexy bastard only has eyes for Nadine!

Yes ladies in Germany, Alan Eccles absolutely adores Bryn's favourite 62 strat... a legal battle is currently in full swing as to who actually owns said strat.

The case continues...

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Dead... Alive... Or somewhere inbetween?

You decide folks but, speculation was rife in Rotherham tonite as to whether Keith Harris had borrowed Ken Dodd's wedding suit (from his 3rd marriage mind) and wig, so he could try out his new Orville replacement for real.

Answers on a postcard to...

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Test

Testing

"I want to have Paul's ginger kids!" says Chappie's Blonde Bird... yesterday.

Sickening? Maybe but these two 'dunt give a fuk' (allegedley).

Pressure has been on Tall Paul (46) since Jo (14) came over 'all broody and that' following an all night towel balancing session at the Chapman household recently... Whilst Mr & Mrs Chapman were on holiday mind.

The trial is expected to last until the nearest kebab shop!

theOther3 fixing STD in Middlesbro...

Welcome return for the boys at RAOB Club especially since their vocal talents help with cystitis and the like... allegedley!

Sky Remote causes chaos - Bingo session interrupted...

The regular hard-core bingo geriatrics were unsettled by the return of tO3 at East Dean Park last night, by nothing less than mention of a Sky Remote.

Club officials tried desperately to contain the chaos after a band member laughed into his drink during bingo proceedings - the numbers continued to be called despite most of the participants watching the band member in distress, apparently unable to see as Jack Daniels 'fukin stings' when in the eyes.

Not happy at one disruption the crowd were treat to a round of 'Fingo Barts' also known as loud farting when complete silence is asked for.

The trial continues...


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The birthday of Tracey Mickle

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End of an era... or two!

Sad week on a couple of fronts: HouseQuake web space has expired and I’m leaving my job of the last eight and a half years.

Committee got a printer out of their slops bucket fund...

...and a laminator!

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Stand in roadie gets his tackle trapped...

theOther3's favourite hairy stand-in roadie was in trouble earlier after catching his tackle in the heater vents on the van.

Opinion is divided on exactly how Julian (63) came to have his bits out in daylight in the first place.

Innocent tackle warmer or colossal pervert? You decide...

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Chappie Makes the Front Page of News Magazine...again!

...but for all the wrong reasons.

theOther3's only favourite Titian (That's red head to you and I) was in trouble again when snapped at a tea party yesterday.

Tall Paul or Chappie (46) had agreed to abide by the UK's anti Ginger laws and stay away from all that stuff, but the comment may have come too late as the News shows on front page.

The pictures allegedly show Chappie (43), the oldest member of popular trio theOther3 nicking off with another of his kind, speculation is rife as to whether Paul (44) is the actual paternal half.

The trial continues...

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