Bet pays off - eye operation can go ahead!

Spirits were high in the tO3 house after Chris (32, blue eyes, Aquarius) sold the pension book he found belonging to his neighbour to a crack den on Hessle Rd yesterday.

Although payment was made in counterfeit notes Chris (53, 5' 3", kinky) can now begin collecting for his younger sisters eye operation.

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