Saturday, 3 March 2012

Chaos ensues as bag of crisps cause slip hazard

Tensions were high after a well placed bag of crisps caused a health & safety issue at the Acomb just minutes ago.

Our reporter is on the scene and sent us this txt via magnets and prisms.

'Well it looks like Joe sent a bag of crisps to his comrades and used the air as transmission medium to achieve delivery.

The crisps allegedly struck the centre of the table and cleared out all drinks on said table.

Despite the staff attending with bar mats and caution sign, the regulars cast mucky looks all through the bingo!'

The trial continues...

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